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Say, you’re right. This place could stand a few decorations.
Maybe a Christmas
tree, some lights strung above the bar.
Next year for
sure.
Don’t know about
a Manger scene, though. Can’t picture competing with Baby Jesus in my own
casino.
Just had the
Grand Opening last week. Bad timing, I know, but that’s how the chips fell. I
suppose I could’ve waited for the New Year’s crowd, but why not get a jump on
my customer base?
Another Virgin
Mary, coming up. That’ll be two bucks.
Say, my prices
are cut to the bone as it is. Down at Wally’s, that drink would’ve cost you three
bucks, maybe more. Don’t know how he gets away with it.
‘Course I’ll
close for Christmas tomorrow. I’d fear for my immortal soul if I was to allow
gambling and carousing in my casino on Christ’s birthday.
(Disclosure: this story is written by Jennifer Semple Siegel, the webmaster of this site.)